Written by BennysBadekar at 14:12 28/5-2013
He is here. Our newest super talent!
After a few failed attempts we now have a worthy candidate. Raimundas Rumsas' little brother form another mother, Vladas Kanchelskis. He has nothing to do with the football player, Andrei, except for the same silly hair-cut.
After about 20 injections of AICAR and GW501516 he is beginning to show real progress. Thanks to our doctor he legally suffers from asthma and pressure sores, so he is quite pumped on bricanyl and cortisone while racing.
We just invested the projected salary expenses on a new PR-manager on a blood centrifuge instead. We are quite confident that it will give Vladas the little extra he needs to finish on the podium in a grand tour - just like big brother Raimundas. Who needs a PR-manager anyways... We are just going to go with honesty.
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